It was a terrible storm. The boat walked and walked up one wave and down another, up and down, two and fro. Oh there you are. Did you woo something, putty? Ah.
WE CARRIED QUARTERS FOR THE PAYPHONE, WROTE LETTERS BY HAND, AND KEPT CONCERT STUBS IN A SHOEBOX... AND HONESTLY, WE CAME FROM ONE OF THE BEST GENERATIONS THERE EVER WAS.
Ah, my darling. How beautiful you are. How devastating. How lucky. Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius. Fight fire, whip fire, I always say.
Let's hear your side of the story, sister. Well? I know ju- I say I know just what you're gonna say. You're looking for a husband. Yes. Well, you're going about it all wrong, girly. You don't bat him on the bean with a rolling pin. That comes later.
This bald bitch doesn't scare me. You fuckin' missed! Shut your wabbit ass up, nigga. Hell no! You gonna let this bald motherfucker talk to you like that? I never gave him the pass! You should chuck your bald ass midget ass, single-digit salary ass, shoot like I'm blind ass the fuck up, and... Oh, fuck. Shooting up, my friend, is straight-up insan
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